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Fa la flipping la!

12/21/2013

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We are now in full panic mode.  Not only are presents not all bought, several have not been thought of yet.  I spent all day yesterday driving to New York with a friend to pick up Son Number One (who proceeded to spend the night at a friend's house after I killed myself to get his sheets laundered and on the bed).  I'm working until 10 tonight and until 7:30 tomorrow.  The tree is neither bought nor up, and all in all my tummy is in knots. Ho, bleeping ho, ho.

It's not supposed to be this hard.  Where is the egg nog in front of the fire?  Where are the quiet moments watching old movies?  I feel like the man in the Stephen Leacock book who "jumped on his horse and rode off rapidly in all directions."  Christmas is running away with me.  Some of my friends start their preparations in August.  I hate them.  They have been wrapped for weeks and all they have to do now is go to the parties, or sit on a bench at the mall and laugh at everyone else.  Much as I love them, I've created a special circle in hell just for them.  They will pay.

Meanwhile there is a funeral this morning (not mine) and first things first.  It's a terrible time of year to lose a loved one, and my heart aches for the family.  I am a horrible human being, however, and spending more time than I should wondering if we really have to go to the "afters" and if we do, how quickly can we exit so we can get something else done.  This is not what Christmas is supposed to be.  This is not how we are supposed to live.  Yet every year I seem to get caught up in the Christmas Tornado.  Unfortunately, mine seems to land my tired posterior in Kansas more often than in Oz.
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Andrea
12/21/2013 05:20:45 am

Dear Ms. Claus....You are not the Grinch! You're simply running in too many directions...STOP. I used to do it too... house spot-less, clean sheets for kids, parents,siblings... trips to Boston, Hartford, NYC, air-ports, bus-stations, train-stations, to gather all under one roof, to a decorated home filled with wonderful food, friends, music, presents, cheer!..... ..My resident Mr. Claus said it was like running a hotel while we both worked full-time, guests up late laughing, sleeping in, while we were up at 5 to fix breakfast, then dash to the office, then back to serve dinner.(after cleaning up the day's dirty dishes left about the house)...If you make it look easy, it is taken for-granted. Trust me on this. Take some slack time, let someone else cut and trim the tree, whip up the nog, and wrap the presents.
You've been a good girl. Santa wants you to be happy!

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Susan
12/21/2013 06:28:16 am

RELAX. Your are in a growing crowd resisting the phony pressures of Christmas. I feel same this year & hear from others. Seems the hard working, underpaid, often-screwed middle class is not feeling the love of the mall-run to over-smoke the credit cards. The dreaded bills hover in January while we still decide where to put the new "stuff." Maybe we're all learning. Finally.
SO: simplify and designate.
Sons 1 & 2 : get the tree. Add lights. If you stop there, it'll be lovely & still defy logic of hauling a live tree into the house. OK maybe a box of icicles to add sizzle.Totally optional. Either or, lit in the dark, it's still magic.
Some dairy aisle egg nog + a shot of anisette (or ?) will take off the edge. Sons pick up on way home from tree buying.
Bet Himself and your young men are OK without a slew of gifts (that needed to be wrapped. By YOU). Restraint + a mode$t check + loving note will go much farther @ sales later.
Your nativity set is up.Just light a candle or 2 . HIMSELF builds a fire & y'all watch a REAL Xmas film (aka: OLD): White Xmas, It's a Wonderful Life, Bells of St. you know who . . . etc.
I'm doin less, to enjoy it more. So far so good.
Slow down. Breathe . Enjoy the time together.
BTW: You can re-enter"crazy" when you're a grandmother. Save your energy for the future zoo that is the TOY Dept.. &#%@!

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Donna link
12/21/2013 07:46:40 am

You have always done Christmas so very right. I think you need to let some of the organic take over. (OK ...I'm the queen of holiday angst...I have the paperwork to prove it!) (I'm also on my 3rd glass of wine for the day), it's hard when your mind's eye doesn't see what your progressive bifocals do....but we've come on long way from the Paulist Center singers sobbing on Christmas morning whenever a child hung a crocheted star on the tree...(OK I'd still sob, but not because of when i don't have....now i cry because i don't have enought @#@# sctch tape!) xoxoxoxo

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